February 2012
150 posts
Last night I posted about how I was just waiting for him to stop being perfect.
That sure as hell didn’t take long.
hanceisoddsome:
“If we see with imagination, we see all things infinite. But i we see only with reason, we see only ourselves”- William Blake
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"?
☺More Laughs Here.
I’m just waiting for the day you stop being perfect
jenbuggg:
I don’t know why you love me so much. You are always so sweet to me and sometimes I can be a bitch to you. Well all I know is that I’d be lost without you in my life. <3 You mean more to me than anyone does.
“What would you wanna marry me for, anyhow?”
“So I can kiss ya anytime I want.”
– Sweet Home Alabama. Best. Movie. Ever.
Nobody cares anymore. I mean why should they? What I care about doesn’t pertain to them anymore. Guess it’s just you and me now.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
I felt empty without an actual text post.
I had something important to post, and then I forgot, dang it.
friend: omg i love that movie!
me: REALLY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ACTORS NAMES WHAT ABOUT THE DIRECTOR DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE SCORE THE CINEMATOGRAPHY OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING YOU 'LOVE' A MOVIE GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE THESE THINGS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS ANYMORE UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE THE IMDB PAGE
friend: what
me: what
adr1ann3:
I hate thinking of college.
the hunger games
Paris Hilton should make a sex tape with 2 black...
vunguyen17:
LMAOO
I know it’s not a far and wide adventure or anything, but I’m proud, San Jose, here I come!
